In yet another crime report that came in today, a town resident had their lawnmower stolen from their residence on Laurel Ave. Of course, we'd also like to point out that this is on the East side of town, as opposed to the plum theft, which was on the West side of town.
According to the resident, the perpetrator of this crime is a guy named Vachel (pronounced Vuh-Shell) . He has frequently mowed her lawn in the past, and one day he asked to borrow her mower as his blade was bent. While he returned it that evening, the very next day it was missing.
Circumstantial evidence? Yes, we think so. However, he had motive and opportunity, and in the court of wild-eyed public opinion that is enough for a guilty verdict from us.
If a guy is pushing an all black Poulan Pro mower with a yellow handle lawn mower down the street, and asks you to let him mow your lawn, see if he fits the description below.
He is an African American male, around 5’9”, full head of close-cut hair, light brown/green eyes that are very distinctive, muscular build, likes the Redskins and often wears a 'skins jersey but also commonly takes off shirt when working (last seen on June 13 wearing a gray tanktop and black jeans), probably in his early 40s.
Buyers Beware!
1 comments:
Wow, that's some seriously circumstantial evidence. I will work hard to never be tried in Cheverly's court of wild-eyed public opinion!
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